A big talking bowl of punch who thinks that its cool to crash through your wall into your living room, saying "OH YEAH!". Oh and he wears tights.
Fuck drinking out of him, if that was me i'd be like no no no,you fix that wall before my dad gets home from work. He's gonna beat me with a belt, he's not gonna believe a talking bowl of fruit punch came in here you stupid idiot. Yeah, coming through the wall is real fuckin cool. Using the FRONT DOOR is cool don't touch me you drink. Don't touch me you giant beverage. You are sweating or condensating, I will kick you in the tights and you will do down, you're very top-heavy. You glass bitch.
-Dane Cook
by Tom "Superman" Welling April 23, 2005
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A horrible man who busts into homes and attacks small children, yet is never punished. Known by the phrase "Oh yeah!"
by germancar April 6, 2005
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A Sexual activity during Fellatio, deep throating , in which your male partner crashes his penis swiftly past your throat barrier and saying “Oh yeah!” Similar to when the kool aid man breaks through the wall.
Her throat is bruised because I gave her the Kool-Aid man! Oh, yeah!
by Josheronica December 19, 2020
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A beastly man in the shape of a glass pitcher filled with kool aid with arms and legs that bust's through walls yelling Oh Yeah!
Kiersten : Thank God Chad put an end to Steve hanging around here during the week!
Kaylee : Yeah I guess changing the locks and adding extra security really helps!
Kiersten : What the fuck's that noise?
Steve : Oh Yeah!!!!
Kaylee : God Damn't you busted a hole in the building Jesus Christ!
Steve : Im the Kool Aid Man Oh Yeah!!!!
Chad : Why the fuck is there a hole in the building?
Kiersten : Oh Steve is the Kool Aid Man! Oh Yeah!
Chad : Steve can I see you in my office please?
Steve : Oh Yeah!!
by SlopNChop August 2, 2018
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He shits everywhere and says oh yeah when raping little kids in McDonald's. He masturbates with children's cum, semen and lotion. He is also a human.
Pedophile: Wassup kool-aid man how many kids did you rape?
Kool aid man: I raped over 364 kids today.
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Derived from the hood. Usually meant to describe larger heavy set people dressed in a red shirt.
Yo my boy had this outfit on, money looked like the Kool-Aid man.
by Izzlemaster January 11, 2005
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