- a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, esp. a story with a funny punchline

- a trick played on someone for fun.

- a person or thing that is ridiculously inadequate

- a pathetic person who no one takes seriously. they only get negative attention and no one cares about their feelings.
"what did the elephant say to the naked man? ... how do you breathe out of that thing?!"

the two girls egged and tp'd her house for fun

her comebacks are jokes, they dont even make sense.

"after finding out about her weekend sexcapades, people realized nikki is the biggest joke."
by Kansas Girlie November 30, 2009
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a completley useless person who has no value to society
brad luberda is a joke
by marge simpson September 8, 2005
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Why are you looking up joke? Like seriously... you don't know what a joke is?
Your'e pretty lame to be looking up Joke...
by kicknickinthenet November 17, 2007
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Someone who is way off, way stupid
see: douchebag & john kerry
John Kerry, he isn't just a cunt, he's a motherfucking joke.
by oddfishstick July 8, 2004
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1. a funny ryhme, story, and/or pun usally designed to either poke fun at an everyday issue, celebrity, and/or designed to be so disgusting that it is funny.

2. A useless person who makes a fool of themselves or has no life. Can be a one time event (usally the funniest), or an everyday thing (usally gets dull)

3. Someone who makes a fool of themselves online by either typeing incorrectly, or not knowing what they are talking about
1. Three men: one an acholic, one a smoker, and one a gay guy, heard that they could live for ever if they could give up there chosen sin. So they accepted and started walking down the streat when they passed a bar and the acholic turned to the others and said, "I can't go on" and went into the bar and sat down and took a sip of beer. POOF. He disappeared and the others continued on their way. As they were walking down the street they came across a whole cigreete. The gay man turned to the smoker and said, "Don't pick that up. If you do were both dead!"
That is a funny joke

2. dude 1: did you see that girl trip over the porch
dude 2: yeah what a joke

3. me: hey shut the hell up in the forum if your not going to proof read your posts! jees what a joke.
the joke: shat teh hel up n00b just u think yr better then this L33tn355
by L33tm4s73r November 20, 2011
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A very easy course that requires little outside study.
Spend your time studying for Physiology. Nutrition is a joke.
by matt April 16, 2005
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