Lactose intolerant is when someone can't eat dairy foods because of the lactose content. When someone who is lactose intolerant eats dairy without taking a pill, that person has horrible bellyaches.
Jillian is lactose intolerant; she can't drink milk.
by xxyuli September 4, 2006
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"I believe the correct terminology is capsaicin intolerance."
"So... you're a pussy?"
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When spoog routinely upsets your tummy.
Liana lovingly looked up, flashed her rakish grin and said, "Normally, I'm ejactose intolerant, but I think I'll be fine. I'm not even mad. That's amazing"
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Being a chicken and weak and a pussy. A pepper wimp! Can't handle not even a single drop of red devil hot sauce. Red devil hot sauce only has a scoville of 800-1,200. Can't handle not even eating 1 pepperoncini, which has merely 100-500 scoville. A kid could handle a pepperoncini.
Person 1: I can't handle a pepperoncini! Not even a slice of a pepperoncini. I have capsaicin intolerance.

Person 2: Don't be a pussy. Pepper wimp! *Drinks some red devil and eats a third of a hot cherry pepper.

*30 years later

*Person 1 has a kid with a wife.

Person 1's kid(who is called Stan and is 28 years old now): Look! I can eat hot cherry peppers and drink red devil and Tabasco! I even ate cayenne peppers!

Person 2: Holy crap!

*Person 2 and Stan has a hot cherry pepper eating contest and Stan won with 24 peppers and eats 2 and drinks a lot of water.

Stan: Ha! Who is the pepper wimp now? I avenged my father!

Person 1: That's my boy.

Person 2: Runs away in shame while drinking milk and eating yogurt and peanut butter to kill the spice.
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A person that is unable to have Swag or is has absolutely no swag
That Nigga Chike is Swagtose Intolerant
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People a/o their statements, which completely dismiss all and every fact concerning any disagreement; and deliberately try to obscure or underscore the facts with endless distortions and allegory.
Dude, Trevor is such a copout he won’t admit to the facts even if there right on his face!... he is so factose intolerant.

Fox News: factose intolerant
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Meaning you have no tolerance for wack shit; like lactose intolerant for milk, but "wack"tose intolerant.
"Yo G, wanna hear my phat rhymes??"

"Nah, man, I'm wacktose intolerant."
by Crazy Irish Mike May 3, 2006
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