Holy Crap

Holy Crap is a delicious, organic, non-GMO, gluten-free energizing breakfast cereal. It only contains real unprocessed ingredients.

"Whattya eatin'?"

"HoLy CrAp!!!"

by Bossalicious April 21, 2017

Holy Crap

See: The Bible

Alex Trebek: And the answer is, The Bible.

Thomas Jefferson: What is holy crap?

by Lesbian FunHouse March 15, 2009

Holy Crap

The contense of God's toilet.
Something you get detention for saying.
An exclamation.

Father Tenneant, does God make holy craps?
Holy crap, that's a lot of homework! DETENTION, YOUNG LADY!!

by Highly Functioning Pancake May 8, 2015

holy crap batman

Term that conveys extreme sarcastic surprise

"Hey look theres a tree in the middle of the forest!"
'Holy crap batman! what a place to find a tree!!"

by batgirl ;) November 22, 2013

Holy crap in a sack

used when "holy crap" just isn't enough

guy 1: omg dude have you heard?
guy 2: heard what?
guy 1: they're shutting down Google, Youtube and Facebook!
guy 2: HOLY CRAP IN A SACK!!!!1

by Carlson_the_friendly_robot May 15, 2011

holy crap song

A holy crap song is a song that makes you go
"Whoa...holy crap" when you listen to it.

Person 1: "KC Accidental" is BSS's holy crap song...don't you agree?

Person 2: Nah, it was "Guilty Cubicles" for me

Person 3: Purplecheesegerhinkitinki...which is irrelevant to your conversation.

by Pallid and Alive March 31, 2006

holy crap on a stick

1. This is used when saying holy crap just doesn't do the situation justice. When someone shouts "Holy crap on a stick!", the best thing to do is run quickly in the direction from which the shout came. Otherwise you might miss something totally once-in-a-lifetime-awesome.

2. A chunk of heavenly-blessed feces on a broken off tree branch. Grants wishes. Smites evil.

1. Jimmy rushed out of the men's room and shouted "Holy crap on a stick! Have you guys seen the mural of the nativity scene done in urine and soap in there?!!"

2. That old lady's staring at my boxers. Time to smite.

by WhoaTimesTwo March 30, 2004