Hike-Hitler

A very experienced hiker, usually by norwegian origin, with very strong opinions on how to do things right ( their way).

We met a real hike-hitler yesterday.

by Jyboen August 5, 2018

hiking foot

Hiking is a side effect of vigorous hiking, where the tops of your feet ache.

See Ashley, I told you hiking foot was a real thing!

by Super Mr. Manners June 9, 2019

10 mile hike

Gay slang for sucking a 10 inch dick from balls to the tip.

Damn I feel like going on a 10 mile hike tonight.

by Autoz July 15, 2019

digital hitch-hiking

Hopping from one internet connection to another regularly because your home connection sucks ass

*connection lost*
goddammit... time to go digital hitch-hiking!
*connect to neighbor's internet*
:D
*connection lost*
holy fck
*connect to some random unsecure signal*
thank god...
*connection lost*

by fckncomcast April 20, 2011

conditioning hike

The most hellish and painful experiences on the planet. It starts off with a simple walk. And about 90 pounds on your body. For 21 kilometers. A big "fuck you" given to US Marines before they redeploy.

Hey Martinez, you want to go to McDonald's?
Nah man, I can't get fat before the Conditioning Hike.
Oh fuck, I forgot!

by Doc Of the Walk March 29, 2015

Fallon Hike

Urban or neighborhood walk, sometimes in nature, sometimes in the mall. Rarely a true hike

I’m going to go on a 20 minute Fallon Hike around the mall, want to come with ?

by Kmf101516 May 23, 2019