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Hard Sexual 

Someone who is attracted to things that are naturally solid or firm.
I.E: Rocks, Snails Shells, Metal, and Most wood types, etc.
Note: Private parts (Penis) and nipples don't count because they are not naturally solid/firm
Ninja (That fortnite guy): I wanna stick that rock up my ass

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harvsexual 

being sexually attracted to the name Harvey or Harv
Damn I am really attracted to Harvey. I must be harvsexual!
harvsexual by acrogratis May 3, 2022

Handsexual 

A strong attraction to the human hand in a sexual manner. Unlike a hand fetish, Handsexuals have a sexual attraction to only hands. Gender is not needed for a Handsexual, which most Handsexuals rejoice over.
"Sorry ladies, I'm a Handsexual."

"Guys, I'm Handsexual."

Mom? Dad? I think I'm Handsexual..."
Handsexual by Professor Fix 'em August 24, 2009

Harksexual 

When Someone is willing to have sex with anything and/or anyone willing to say yes.

Made popular by Tumblr in 2012

originates from Captain Jack Harkness played by John Barrowman in Doctor Who and Torchwood.

Captain Jack Harkness is a 51st century type of guy that is open to the idea of having sex with as many diffrent "Beings" as possible.
Dude, oods are pretty good looking.

~Rolls eyes~ You would Harksexual.

Hardosexual 

A Guy Becoming Gay Because It Is Basically Dating on Hard Mode.
Yo Bro I'm About To Go Hardosexual.
Hardosexual by AOWOL February 27, 2020

Handsexual 

A strong attraction to the human hand in a sexual manner. Unlike a hand fetish, Handsexuals have a sexual attraction to only hands. Gender is not needed for a Handsexual, which most Handsexuals rejoice over
Handsexual
Handsexual by Napnod January 14, 2016

Hardosexual 

Someone who choses to date homosexually because it's more difficult
I'm a hardosexual because I prefer dating on hard mode
Hardosexual by Homosexual gaymer February 27, 2020