Hard Sexual

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Someone who is attracted to things that are naturally solid or firm.
I.E: Rocks, Snails Shells, Metal, and Most wood types, etc.
Note: Private parts (Penis) and nipples don't count because they are not naturally solid/firm

Ninja (That fortnite guy): I wanna stick that rock up my ass

JackSepticEye: I support Hard Sexuals / Hard Sexual

Hard Sexual by That guy who made hard sexuals November 12, 2018

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harvsexual

being sexually attracted to the name Harvey or Harv

Damn I am really attracted to Harvey. I must be harvsexual!

harvsexual by acrogratis May 3, 2022

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Hard Sexual • Handsexual • Hardosexual • Harksexual • harvsexual • hard • hard-core • hard body • hard drive • hard rock

Handsexual

A strong attraction to the human hand in a sexual manner. Unlike a hand fetish, Handsexuals have a sexual attraction to only hands. Gender is not needed for a Handsexual, which most Handsexuals rejoice over.

"Sorry ladies, I'm a Handsexual."

"Guys, I'm Handsexual."

Mom? Dad? I think I'm Handsexual..."

Handsexual by Professor Fix 'em August 24, 2009

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Harksexual

When Someone is willing to have sex with anything and/or anyone willing to say yes.

Made popular by Tumblr in 2012

originates from Captain Jack Harkness played by John Barrowman in Doctor Who and Torchwood.

Captain Jack Harkness is a 51st century type of guy that is open to the idea of having sex with as many diffrent "Beings" as possible.

Dude, oods are pretty good looking.

~Rolls eyes~ You would Harksexual.

Harksexual by The Nerd with too much time March 18, 2012

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Hardosexual

A Guy Becoming Gay Because It Is Basically Dating on Hard Mode.

Yo Bro I'm About To Go Hardosexual.

Hardosexual by AOWOL February 27, 2020

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Handsexual

Handsexual by Napnod January 14, 2016

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Hardosexual

Someone who choses to date homosexually because it's more difficult

I'm a hardosexual because I prefer dating on hard mode

Hardosexual by Homosexual gaymer February 27, 2020

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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