The Ugly friend of the Hot Chick that you want to hook up with. Someone has to "jump on the hand grenade" so the other can get to the hottie.
by Scotty2Hotty99 July 22, 2008
When a guy hasn't jacked off in a really long time, so he has two "hand grenades" in his pants. He uses his hand to 'pull the pin,' and the Hand Grenades explode, ejecting 'shrapnel.'
Dude, I didn't jack off for like a week, and when I pulled the pin last night, my Hand Grenades EXPLODED!!!!!
by totallynotaposer August 31, 2016
A nickname for the Australian VB (Victoria Bitter) beer stubby. These bottles are shaped like hand grenades, hence the name.
by Ozzie IBBO June 21, 2010
When a man masturbates and cums into his hand and then throws the semen at/or on his sexual partner.. Then the spunk that lands there is considered "shrapnel".
Joey totally hand grenaded his Girlfriend when she wasn't prepared sending "shrapnel" all over her face.
by anonymous mom76 September 10, 2010
To cup your hand gingerly beneath your arse, flatulate into it, and throw the ensuing stench into an unsuspecting friend's face.
I hand-grenaded him all throughout high school. The gases burned right through his olfactory nerves... poor lad hasn't been able to smell things for years...
by JugJuggler December 5, 2017
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