Gloat Goat 

An annoying person who brags loudly over something stupid or unimportant.

John (playing an online game): "I only have one more zombie to kill, and then I win again. For the fifth time in a row."

Sally (playing the same game): "Shut up, gloat goat, before I stomp your ass."

Gloat Goat by t1234 June 2, 2009

Goat Goat 

the greatest NFL player in history, he invented football itself and has set every record

Goat Goat is the best football player of all time, way better than Saquon Barkley

Goat Goat by thegoatgoat December 13, 2018

Goat Goat 

A made up NFL player who played in the 1840s before football was invented

Wow Goat Goat couldnt have been better than Saquon Barkley at football because it didn’t exist

Goat Goat by Elliot Ezekiel December 23, 2018

The Goat of Goats 

A person who is considered the Greatest of all time in many major industries.

Josue was considered the Goat of Goats when he achieved a higher NFL pass completion than Dree Brees and beat Michael Jordan and Lebron James in a 1on1 basketball game.

The Goat of Goats by Jaja1255 February 20, 2017

Whatever gloats your goat 

A satirical take on the phrase whatever floats your boat, meaning "if that's what you want to do, you go do that and I'll leave you to it."

Used to amaze and confuse the receiving person of the phrase with your mastery of theriomorphic slang.

Guy 1: "I'm going to go buy lots of red candles because they're not blue candles. We don't want those. Oh no."

Guy 2: "Whatever gloats your goat."

Guy 1: "Yes... my goat..."

Whatever gloats your goat by Dave Ra November 5, 2010

Goat tugger 

A woman who has extremely long hair around her anus.

When she took off her panties I noticed she was sporting a Goat Tugger

Goat tugger by will bitten September 18, 2016

goat thief 

Racist term for a Muslim, specifically in Canada.

Trudeaux has increased the goat thief population.

goat thief by Screenname111222333 February 22, 2017