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The small town - Gladwin, Michigan
"I've never heard of Gladwin...where is that located?"
Gladwin by SaraNRR August 9, 2008
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hot muddafuka, god at playing all sports and very funny.
Gladwin is so good at Handball!
Gladwin by zacccyyy October 31, 2021
Funny guy with a somewhat weird sense of humor. Kinda of hot but mostly cute. Likes chilling but also staying home playing video games. Generally gifted with a huge heart and always willing to give a hand. Crazy hard worker. If you get to find a Gladwin in your life, do not loose him.
He is so sweet, he must be a Gladwin

gladwyne 

Gladwyne: THE nicest place to live on the main line.
So nice, in fact, many people in neighboring Bryn Mawr pretend to be part of that zipcode. Fakers. You're not in the 19035, so please, just get over it.
People who live in Gladwyne tend to all know each other, so we often run into each other at the superfresh, the post office, suburban square, one of the many churches, or at the country club, obvs.
Educated? Yes. Spoiled? No. Privileged? Yes. Clueless? No. Classy? Yes.
We do shop in the main line - but don't insult us with American Eagle, Hollister and Abercrombie. We'd only be caught in those clothes if we were going to platoon to work out.. otherwise, forget it.
We don't think that everyone worships us, but we could easily run you over with our porsches, so you might want to keep your little insults to yourself. Anyone with a problem, you're warned.. I have my fendi spy and ill knock you out with it.

Don't be jealous.
"I live in Gladwyne, and it's perfect in every way"

"YOU ARE NOT IN THE 19035, SO YOU AREN'T GLADWYNE. SUCK IT UP."
gladwyne by jennq2345 December 27, 2008
The sexiest beast of all time, even sexier than a black Shiba Inu. He has daddy issues and so has masculine affection towards the God of Gods. His daddy issues stem from his dad seeing his face when he was born and leaving to get the cum *i mean milk* from the cornershop and never coming back. He is so wholesome and uwued but a downside is that he's one of ...THEM!
Girl: Have you seen Gladwin around he's so sexy?
God of Gods: He's mine bitch. Go back to having no rights.
This boy's dad went for the milk and never came back. My guy had enough of the boy
Gladwin: Hey dad
Dad:
Gladwin by Jamil Smillen March 10, 2021