Funny guy with a somewhat weird sense of humor. Kinda of hot but mostly cute. Likes chilling but also staying home playing video games. Generally gifted with a huge heart and always willing to give a hand. Crazy hard worker. If you get to find a Gladwin in your life, do not loose him.

He is so sweet, he must be a Gladwin

Gladwin by pandasarehelladope May 15, 2019

gladwyne

Gladwyne: THE nicest place to live on the main line.
So nice, in fact, many people in neighboring Bryn Mawr pretend to be part of that zipcode. Fakers. You're not in the 19035, so please, just get over it.
People who live in Gladwyne tend to all know each other, so we often run into each other at the superfresh, the post office, suburban square, one of the many churches, or at the country club, obvs.
Educated? Yes. Spoiled? No. Privileged? Yes. Clueless? No. Classy? Yes.
We do shop in the main line - but don't insult us with American Eagle, Hollister and Abercrombie. We'd only be caught in those clothes if we were going to platoon to work out.. otherwise, forget it.
We don't think that everyone worships us, but we could easily run you over with our porsches, so you might want to keep your little insults to yourself. Anyone with a problem, you're warned.. I have my fendi spy and ill knock you out with it.

Don't be jealous.

"I live in Gladwyne, and it's perfect in every way"

"YOU ARE NOT IN THE 19035, SO YOU AREN'T GLADWYNE. SUCK IT UP."

gladwyne by jennq2345 December 27, 2008

Gladwin

The sexiest beast of all time, even sexier than a black Shiba Inu. He has daddy issues and so has masculine affection towards the God of Gods. His daddy issues stem from his dad seeing his face when he was born and leaving to get the cum *i mean milk* from the cornershop and never coming back. He is so wholesome and uwued but a downside is that he's one of ...THEM!

Girl: Have you seen Gladwin around he's so sexy?
God of Gods: He's mine bitch. Go back to having no rights.

Gladwin by Welcome to Brixton May 27, 2021

Gladwin

This boy's dad went for the milk and never came back. My guy had enough of the boy

Gladwin: Hey dad
Dad:

Gladwin by Jamil Smillen March 10, 2021

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026