fucker

someone who likes to fuck while holding cheese and ham and lettuse up there ass

dick

by Anonymous September 4, 2003

fucker

1. the penis.
2. one who has sex with someone.
3. a mean and rude person.

1. Look at the size of my fucker.
2. Becky's got a new fucker.
3. so, you saw that little fucker key my car.

by Deep blue 2023 August 1, 2009

fucker

1. An old man with three titties and a massive drug addiction.

2. Someone who's hobbies contain oral sex, masturbation, and erection.

3. Oral sex.

4. Butt-fucking.

5. Pleasuring someone of your own species.

1. That fucker almost ran me over on my way back from the restroom.

2. That sexy fucker wanted his vibrator back but an old hobo stole it.

3. Will you have fucker w/ me?

4. I want to fucker you.

5. I started fuckering at the age of 17 and my mom wants her vibrator back.

by katee March 12, 2004

fucker

1. Someone who enjoys the process of fucking.
2. Insult
3. George W. Bush

1. The president is a fucker!
2. a Naked woman

in bed

with him

so he is a fucker

by screwu October 4, 2007

fucker

participant in a relationship that is sex only

I told my lover not to wait up I'm seeing my fucker tonight.

by miranda4 February 3, 2009

A Fucker

A boy (or girl) who constantly messes (fucks) with people. Their use of sarcasm is sneaky and hard to decipher. You never know whether or not they are telling the truth or making a joke. They're usually mysterious, but funny and exciting individuals. It is good to note that Fuckers should rarely be taken seriously. Fuckers are either a little goofy looking or extremely sexy, sly looking,- there is no in-between. People who have the opportunity to meet a fucker become obsessed with trying to figure them out, but they typically never will.

Other names for a 'fucker' include: Fuckdog or Fuckcat

Example 1: Micheal showed me his wallet and told me he was broke, so I bought him a drink at the bar. Later on, I saw him pull out $20 from his pocket. He's such a fucker!

Example 2: John: "Why did Bella just come up to me and say 'Happy Birthday?' Does she actually think it's my birthday or is it a pickup line?"
Amanda: "Neither, she's just a fucker."

by Fuckers Anonymous November 13, 2018

fuckerness

the ability to bring out others onery characteristics and rotten personalities

You can not hang out with Jim anymore. He brings out your fuckerness.

by jiminc1 January 3, 2012