Float me is a new term used to describe the the act of sucking a dick, similar to sucking up the creamy ice cream float. (chocolate or vanilla). It's gonna be thick. Its gonna overflow regardless so you might as well suck up and enjoy it.
by Sumbitches June 19, 2013
by mostcallmeclark December 8, 2013
I got a promotion at work, met a girl, and had my coffee paid by the person behind me all in one day today. It floated me!
by Ceifaroey August 29, 2021
I couldn’t believe it, I got a promotion at work today for no reason, it floated me.
A strange girl walked right up to me a asked me out, it floated me.
A strange girl walked right up to me a asked me out, it floated me.
by Ceifaroey August 29, 2021