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luvs2blog69: no faggots horses have 20 inch dicks.

Anonymous: /facepalm

by LULZTURD February 15, 2009

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Someone who says something outrageous

"no.1:I gOts ass scabs from Da butt sex"

"no.2:*FACEPALM*

by LOLfacepalmWILLNEVERDIE September 7, 2010

Facepalm

The action of the palm of your hand hitting your face in an "are you kidding me" sort of manor. Normally done when you ask your friend a question and they reply with something stupid or completely not of matter.

When Jessica replied to the "how many states are there?" with "wait, Cuba makes 53 right?" I facepalmed.

by Hunterjumperblonde March 29, 2009

Facepalm

An expression where the person slaps his open hand against his face and leaves it there awhile, usually used to show how flabbergasted you are over the stupidity of something just said.

Angry Video Game Nerd: Go left again
"VIC 20 The Count" game (message on screen): Use 1 or 2 words only.
AVGN: OK, I've got two words; fuck you!
Game (screen message)": "Don't know how to FUCK something"
AVGN: (facepalm)

by Burmy October 18, 2009

Facepalm

When you can't even articulate in any known Human language how retarded someone's behavior was...

Person1: I always thought Europe was a Country
Person2: Facepalm

by LateforWork June 23, 2014

Facepalm

adj. The act of hitting one's face with the palm of one's hand to signify that explaining how stupid what was just said or done (in words) JUST DOESN'T WORK!!!

N/B When additionally something as stupid or stupider is said while you are facepalming, you are socially required to do a rare 'double facepalm,' wherein the subject (you) hits the back of their first hand with the palm of the other

N/B/N/B There cannot be a triple facepalm, when such a thing is required, decapitate the offender with your teeth

*subject one: "dude, I just tagged you on MyBook"
*subject two: *facepalm*
*subject one: " Wait, no, it's FaceSpace isn't it?"
*subject two: *double facepalm* "Ow, my face!"
*subject one: " Do you need a healthpack man?"
*subject two: "Triple facepalm."
*subject one: *facepalm* "Dude, it just doesn't work!"

by White Rock City Toilet September 19, 2009

Facepalm

When words can't express the fail enough.

Bob: The Lions are the best football team!
Jim: And why would that be?
Bob: They went like 30-0 in the season!!!
Jim: *Facepalm*

by Press To Talk January 1, 2010