*Full Name : Albert Einstein. Albert Einstein was an intelligent man who theorized many scientific fields that we, to this day, are continuing to research. He is generally credited for developing the theory of relativity, and is perhaps the father of the nuclear age.

*A name used to relay something obvious toward one who seems to not have the common knowledge.
"Don't worry about your troubles with math, for mine are much more difficult than yours."
-Albert Einstein

"Hey Einstein that was a civilian! *slaps him upside the back of the head*"
-a soldier
by Dave November 29, 2004
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A female that's very good with her head. Not necessarily talking about intelligence but giving great oral sex.
Lil' Weezy - Pussy Money Weed: "Clothes are overrated, panties are debated
Einstein... her head is the greatest"
by Pete Treal July 11, 2008
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Noun

Definition: Reading or prescription glasses
When I head to the club looking for honeys I have to rock my stunna shades, but when I'm trying to keep it proffesional I rock the einsteins.
by Phmogli July 23, 2008
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Adjective
Someone who is very clever, practically a genius.
M: does something clever as usual
M: I’M SO EINSTEIN
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1. German for "One Stone".

2. The last name of the most brilliant man of the 20th century.
1. Ich habe eine Stein. (What I wanted to say was 'Ich habe ein Stein' but German grammar says that 'Stein' is feminine.)

2. Hey Bill, you ever heard of THE MAN called on the streets as Einstein, yo?
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Someone who is a complete idiot and cannot grasp the obvious.
Its a NEWSPAPER, Einstein!!!!
by flippytale January 13, 2004
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A german who posseses great wisdom and incredible bounts of sexiness . he also rips his school pants and makes them into shorts on the odd occasion or two. Nonetheless a sexy beast wanted by all and who cannot be accessed by crane because all cranes are too small to deal with his beautiful physical and metaphysical entirety.
by radical1234 November 8, 2011
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