Ducati

A two wheeled money pit, sexy beyond words, enough to drive a normal person insane with lustful passion, and to empty any wallet. Universally despised by the larger motorcycle community that can't afford to own one.

Ducati bikes are practical, reliable, and affordable, and people never spend any money to customize them.... NOT!

by LAZYDUC December 25, 2008

Ducati

Legends on wheels. Makers of the finest, fastest and sexiest two wheeled machines ever!

Have a look on www.ducati.com

by Mortuus February 02, 2004

Ducati

A beautiful motorcycle.

Trinity was riding a Ducati 996 in the matrix reloaded.

by Elgeoharris December 09, 2003

ducati

A bike of pure engineering design simplicity.
Intended for racing & competition NOT for your everyday road riding puke.
It is designed to be regularly stripped serviced & inspected.
It is designed to be riden hard & often NOT left as a dust collecting Latte shelf.
A pig of a bike in unskilled hands, A class winner for REAL riders.

Desmodronic valve actuation - totally accurate control of valves.

by Richard Bruce February 15, 2005

Ducati

A great motorcycle manufacturer that is disliked by the majority of the biking community, simply because the majority of the people who buy them tend to only see them as status symbols.

"yo bill!, guess what bike Tom Cruise bought!"

Bill "let me guess, a Ducati, Mv Agusta or a Harly"

Me "how do you know?"

Bill "because there the most expensive"

by overlord2 November 29, 2009

Ducati

Wicked awesome and then some.

That track DJ Swanse threw down was Ducati.

by Benjamitis April 30, 2008

Ducati

1. A motorbike, possibly the best in the world, other than Harley Davidson.

2. It's an italian word. It means 'Shit my pants on two wheels.'

Whoa man, did you see that!?

What?

A ducati!

And?

This chick flashed me.

Whoa man, we gotta get ourselves one of those.

The power of Ducatis and boobs.

by Sha-Na-Na-GaGa January 08, 2010