Or, douché. Similar to touché. French, it's what you say to a douche - - after they attempt to smack you down with douchey repartee. By replying in this way, you acknowledge their intelligence, while reminding them of their douchiness.
Bruce: "Your dad is so gay."
Stephen: "It takes one to know one."
Bruce: "Douchay."
1.Fancy word for Douche. Usually said with a fancy, sophisticated English accent.
2.Something that Matt will name his dog because it's an awesome name.
3.Asshole
1. "You don't say. I think this book is rather dooshay"
2. "Yea i got a new dog. I'm totally naming him/her Dooshay"
3. "What a fucking dooshay"
"Yea man that guys an assdigger"
"Fuck him."
When one is being a Dooshay they are; 1. Acting as if they are better than someone else, 2. Not fulfilling or allowing a very simple task to be accomplished, 3. Being annoying or irritating. (See: Douche Bag)
When you are in a argument with someone, and they make a valid point. However, they are still wrong and are being an obtusedooshbag.
Me: Bullshit avoidance, why can't you answer my question?
Dooshbag: You said "Whatever" so I thought that meant the conversation was over.
Me: Since when did "Whatever" mean the conversation was over
Dooshbag sends an urban dictionary definition of whatever that reads: 'WHATEVER: Used in an argument to admit you are wrong without admitting it so the argument is over' (Scoring a hit... Touche')
Me: DOOSHAY
Either liquid niquil or any liquid drink with melatonin, Ashwaganda or other sleeping aids in a liquid form. If warm tea helps you get to sleep that could be sleepy juice too.
I could not sleep so I chugged some sleepy juice and now I'm so tired and sleepy.