I need to do my homework

me too, bro. me too.

P.S. Truthfully actually I need to do my homework

by damnboihethic69 January 25, 2021

sorry, I'm doing chem homework

An outright lie told by someone wishing to avoid the company of another or hide what it is they are doing from said person.

Guy 1: Hey, wanna skype?
Guy 2: (skyping guy 1's ex/cheating on guy 1/slightly hates guy 1) Oh, sorry, I'm doing chem homework.

by doturiswithhearts January 24, 2017

should i do my homework

No. Don’t Do your Homework, because homework is Just Bullshit.

Becky: Should I do my homework?

Liz:No.

by Don’tAskForMyName October 24, 2019

I want to do your homework

1. The will to have sexual intercourse with someone.
2.Wanting to fuck the shit out of another person

A: God, i have so much homework to do for class tomorow.
B: Baby, i want to do your homework!

by harriecunt February 16, 2009

i dont wanna do my homework

do it you lazy shit

it's due in 15 minutes and you've written a sentence haven't ya

"i dont wanna do my homework"
"what homework?"

by _xephyr May 19, 2022

Artur why you not do your homework

This is a meme phrase from a tv series called a serbian film

It's mainly spread through discord and tiktok it's become a legendary meme

It's popular among meme legends that participated in "cum wars" and the "abusement park" gc

You can find it easily on discord

famous youtubers such as big nick, oompa loompa gaurdian, lebron cum juice v2 and tittysplitter have made these jokes famous

for the nerds artur is a character from the game zelda that gets referenced in a movie
Just to clarify artur is not a real person

Hey man you're taking too long don't pull a artur why you not do your homework on me
Yeah bruh

Bruh deez nutz you pulled it you idiot!
haha

by subaruwrx an tesla and toyot a December 7, 2021

doing my german homework

Euphemism for the act of masturbation, usually given by someone who has never taken German in their life

Randy: Just finished my doing my German homework.
Steve: Right on man
Alice: But you aren't in German

by venus88 September 21, 2009