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Tired, Through and Delayed
A phrase made by rapper Khia. Directed at the way someone looks or made to look. Otherwise meaning someone is old news or irrelevant.
Tired, Through and Delayed by mrmrss November 5, 2011
Delyla
A cute, funny, crazy, amazing girl. She's very honest and loyal, but likes to get on your nerves for fun. She's like when her bae gets jealous and needs a guy who's honest and loves her. She's very independent, makes everyone happy, is absolutely WEIRD, but she's the realist girl you'll ever meet. She's a bit crazy, but you learn to love her for who she is.
Jose: Is she always like this?
Nia: She's been like this since forever.
Jose: (looks at Delyla likes she's crazy.)
Nia: she's always like this, she's Delyla.
Nia: She's been like this since forever.
Jose: (looks at Delyla likes she's crazy.)
Nia: she's always like this, she's Delyla.
Delyla by Heybish_fukyuhdoing June 24, 2014
deafyslexic
Deafyslexic: pronounced def•a•lex•ick
A person having the disability of “Deafyslexia” often mishears something, and incorrectly comprehends the statement using close sounding words; People with advanced Deafyslexia often do this even if the wrongly replaced words make little to no sense rationally in the sentence.
Temporay Deafyslexia VS Advanced Deafyslexia:
A person with temporary Deafyslexia can be defined by;
A person with hearing and/or commutative comprehension that is impaired at the current time due to other noises or lack of attentiveness to the conversation.
A person with advanced Deafyslexia can be defined by;
A person with hearing and/or commutative comprehension that is permanently less than average.
A person who’s IQ level is less than average, therefor unable to accurately replace the misheard words.
A person having the disability of “Deafyslexia” often mishears something, and incorrectly comprehends the statement using close sounding words; People with advanced Deafyslexia often do this even if the wrongly replaced words make little to no sense rationally in the sentence.
Temporay Deafyslexia VS Advanced Deafyslexia:
A person with temporary Deafyslexia can be defined by;
A person with hearing and/or commutative comprehension that is impaired at the current time due to other noises or lack of attentiveness to the conversation.
A person with advanced Deafyslexia can be defined by;
A person with hearing and/or commutative comprehension that is permanently less than average.
A person who’s IQ level is less than average, therefor unable to accurately replace the misheard words.
Typical Deafyslexia Example:
Steve Shouts to Ashley who is in the laundry room “Hey Ashley do you want to go the movies with me tonight?”
Ashley (who is doing the laundry) “Yeah I would love to grab a smoothie with you tonight”
Advanced Deafyslexia;
Steve (who is in the same cubical at work with Ashley) “Hey Ashley do you want to go the movies with me tonight?”
Ashley (Who is sitting next to steve) “No Steve, I am not sure I would put the moves on a meteorite”
Steve “What the F Ashley? You are seriously Deafyslexic!”
Steve Shouts to Ashley who is in the laundry room “Hey Ashley do you want to go the movies with me tonight?”
Ashley (who is doing the laundry) “Yeah I would love to grab a smoothie with you tonight”
Advanced Deafyslexia;
Steve (who is in the same cubical at work with Ashley) “Hey Ashley do you want to go the movies with me tonight?”
Ashley (Who is sitting next to steve) “No Steve, I am not sure I would put the moves on a meteorite”
Steve “What the F Ashley? You are seriously Deafyslexic!”
deafyslexic by ACinKo May 17, 2014
delya
A girl who is super smart but feisty and she enjoys laughing a lot. Goes slow in relationships and prefers to keep things quiet.
Friend #1: whos that quiet girl over there standing with that group of friends
Friend #2: Oh that's Delya she is so cute but just doesn't know it.
Friend #2: Oh that's Delya she is so cute but just doesn't know it.
delya by carlos.pinedia May 28, 2019
Delmy
An artistic, beautiful, and loving girl. She can make your day with just smile and the sound of her peaceful voice. Her mind is full of creative thoughts when it comes to art and Ioves to draw. She is very smart, yet sometimes clumsy but one thing she is best at is being a good friend. If you treat her right and be there for her she will do the same. She can also be shy and quiet at first but once you meet her she can be really funny and chill. She loves to have fun and be independent. All the boys like her for her kindness and the type a girl she is. A girl like Delmy is very different. She’s not like other girls.She’s like the ocean. She may have some rough times and yet very calm, but in the end she is always beautiful in her own way. She can change your world into happiest and ever lasting memories.
Delmy by Ilovetacos_meow ^~^ October 27, 2017
Delayed Off
Employee X goes to work at Z on 1/31/2014. Upon arriving at work, X finds out he/she will be laid off on 6/15/2014. X will continue to work at Z until 6/15/2014, at which point X will be laid off.
Y: "Hey, X! How was work at Z today?"
X: "Not great, Y. I got delayed off today."
Y: "Hey, X! How was work at Z today?"
X: "Not great, Y. I got delayed off today."
Delayed Off by KILLA435.5 February 3, 2014
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.