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You say D joke when ever some one says a stupid joke. This is usually said by kids at Ching Secondary school. This word was made up by a group of kids because a student named Darion always makes dumb jokes.
Darion: 1+1=10
Beetle: D Joke
D Joke by Luulu January 11, 2008
Urban Dictionary Merch
Replaces the word that someone is saying with the world D
lets play

"dlay"

fuck you

"duck dyou"

the hell is that

"a d joke"

you mean dick?

"no a d joke"

oh
D Joke by SwishyBro January 12, 2023
Related Words
D Joke D Joke Master jokerd Djoker D.A.N D.A. D d.s. D.J D'arcy

D Joke Master

Someone who excels the D Joke standards.
Jaspreet Sidhu, Devante Mowatt, Joel Tabiri, Craig Bannor and Navneet Purewal ( Hannah Montana in the night time) are D Joke Masters.
D Joke Master by Arvinder Sihra March 3, 2008
When you accidentally go down on a girl on her period, look up from between her legs and laugh like a maniac. Usually one or both parties develop some sort of mental condition.
Last night after dinner, Scott took me home and laid me on a bed of roses. He's such a swell guy. I was so swept off my feet that I forgot I was on my period. I looked down and immediately got joker'd. I screamed, he laughed hysterically. I think I need therapy.
Joker'd by WhoistheJMan? September 24, 2018
A nickname for Serbian athlete Novak Djokovic, arguably the greatest tennis player of all time.
The Djoker has won a record 20 men's singles grand slam titles (and counting!). He is the only player in the Open Era to achieve a double career Grand Slam, as well as the only player to complete the career Golden Masters, which he has done twice. The Serb has also spent the most weeks as the world No. 1 and has a positive head to head record against tennis legends Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal. He is truly the GOAT!
Djoker by a-tennis-fan July 13, 2021
Djoke got kicked out of Autralia
Djoke by betinha18 January 15, 2022
1- A funny situation, providing immense comedic relief

2- Da bomb, da shit

3- Originating from the slums of Parkdale, this work was first mouthed by mixed Afro-Canadians while playing hockey in their backyard rinks.
JUST HYPOTHESIS, scientists have yet to confirm the exact origin of this word.
1- His performance was djoke.

2- You're djoke!
djoke by DjokerJ February 8, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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