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moo-cow fuck milk 

Plain old traditional whole milk, as opposed to the 21st-century fabricated "milks" such as skim, 1%, 2%, soy, goat or acidophilus
I just want back my moo-cow fuck milk! I know there ain't no such thing as soy milk because there ain't no soy titty, is there?
moo-cow fuck milk by GuidoPosse69 February 8, 2005

fuck cow 

A female that is being used sexually in a relationship that has no commitment from their partner.
What am I? Just a fuck cow to you?!
fuck cow by DDDMagic April 16, 2017

cow pie fuck

Something totally worthless. Used to show absolute disdain for a subject, person, or idea. Always used as a negative. Derives from the tradition of country boys, when no other alternative presents itself, to fuck a warm pile of cow dung (cow pie).
I don't give a cow pie fuck what she says, I'm buying that bike.

Dude! What in the cow pie fuck made you think you could clear that rail?
cow pie fuck by areaman26 January 18, 2009

Let Me Fuck This Cow 

metaphorical phrase meaning "i got this!"; a show of independence
Backseat driver: Turn left, you need to turn left, you gonna miss the turn, turn left.

Driver: Bitch! Let me fuck this cow!

Cow Riding Butt Fuck 

This is the Female version of “Bull Riding Butt Fuck” in which you climb on top of a woman with a knot around targets nipples, and stick your penis into their Butthole or Vagina.
Made in an Xbox party by DarkestFo with Bacon and Youngcinamon
“Shut up Lacy Stanley or I'm going to Cow Riding Butt Fuck you
Cow Riding Butt Fuck by Eansolo April 27, 2024

Cow Fucker 

Primarily known as Michael Tully on Sirius 28 XM 52 Faction. He can be heard on Faction from 12-3PM Eastern and from 3-7PM on the Jason Ellis Show. Although he has never confirmed he has made love to a steer, his physical attributes suggests he may dabble in the art of fucking a cow. Jason Ellis gave him this nickname in 1977. His other accomplishments include going to Oxford and having an Asian girlfriend with fake tits.
"Hold on, Tully will know... COW FUCKER!!!" says Jason Ellis.
Cow Fucker by Steve Mazzagatti February 10, 2009