courts

A type of firming cream to apply to a male penis to keep it erect for hours

I couldn't get it up last night so I rubbed a bit of courts on it

by Carlos October 21, 2001

courts

a place where moshers hang out in Northwich, the Magistrates courts.

'you cuming courts?'

by Sarah Kenyon January 16, 2005

courts

The art of spraeding one's wings and moaning with pleasure

My husband and I went home for a quick courts before we went out.

by Carlos October 21, 2001

courted

The hidden masked driving force behind actions you take, usually resulting in a bad situation evolving.

I guess that's cus you were, and probably still are a well behaved good mannered girl? Unless you can tell me otherwise? Where as I was and still am courted by trouble!

by Velda, girl detective August 24, 2017

Court

A HOT man with a huge shlong. Incredible sense of humor, tall good looking, creative and smart. Has the best taste in mates. And makes adorable children. Has sperm that could beat Michael Phelps at the olympics. And a total tits man.

I went out with the coolest guy, he was totally a Court

by NiggaLipsNV February 4, 2010

Court

to be in the dating process someone, or to take them out

Pete: Hey, how's Karen?

Alex: Pretty good, dude! I courted her last night, we had an awesome time.

Pete: ON THE FIRST DATE!?!?! PLAYYYEERRRR

Alex: Nah, we just saw the indie Double feature of Black Swan and The King's Speech. But we still had a great time!

Pete: Oh... word.

or

Sammy: Hey girl, how's Pat?

Alison: Oh he's just the sweetest guy ever!

Sammy: Lucky! I wish someone as great as him could court me, too...

by [Insert Clever Pseudonym Here] January 13, 2011

courts

A sort of lube that men use to keep there male member erect for ages.

'Hey honey, let's have sex'
'Okay but don't forget to rub courts on ur member'

by Richard, http://www.rbdiary.blogspot.com November 23, 2004