corn eye 

When your farts smell so bad that the density of your stench gives you pink eye

I just ate Chinese food and my extremely bad shares gave me corn eye

corn eye by Luke Lukington January 13, 2015

eye corn 

An average looking female who is neither eye candy nor eye broccoli. Just as corn is a dietary staple,eye corn is the norm and the bulk of females.Eye corn makes good marrying stock.

You have your eye candy,your eye broccoli and there in the meaty part of the bell shaped curve you have your eye corn.

eye corn by wolfbait51 May 17, 2011

Eye candy corn 

A man or woman who, from behind or at a distance, seems worth checking out; but upon closer inspection, is not very attractive at all.

From behind, he looked pretty hot. But, when he turned around, he was just eye candy corn.

I had the bartender send her a drink. Then when I walked over I could see she was nothing but silicon and Botox . Talk about eye candy corn.

Eye candy corn by QuadConPana October 20, 2014

corn eyed bowl choker 

An extremely large piece of corn laden shit that chokes the toilet bowl and requires a professional plumber to clear; typical measurements = 6"- 8" circumference (tapered at both ends) x 14" - 22.5" length. Producer of said ass log must posess sufficient sphincter control that will enable this rarest of shits to remain intact (no breakage). Offshoot versions can include the steaming corn eyed bowl choker, rusty corn eyed bowl choker and the corn/ lima bean skin eyed bowl choker.

Janes rapidly evolving - young adult - metabolism enhanced her rate of digestion beyond that of normal girls in their early twenties....this, coupled with her incessant anal stimulation widened her poop chute to twice the normal asshole size. Her recent visit to a friends house found her in a quandry of sorts after she placed a generous sized corn eyed bowl choker in the guest bathroom...a hasty exit, me thinks she makes

corn eyed bowl choker by Theo Fuxtable May 10, 2011

Corn Eyed Butt Snake

A shit someone takes after eating corn. Usually long and coils around the crapper, sometimes even floating, making for a truly spectacular achievement. Often smells very shitty.

Man you should've seen the deuce I dropped today, it looked like a Corn Eyed Butt Snake.

Corn Eyed Butt Snake by Julio Mundo March 25, 2008

corn-eyed brown trout

a corn-studded shit; any visually or texturally interesting poop

usage is normally paired with references to the toilet as some sort of natural body of water or swimming hole.

sorry to interrupt, but i gotta go return a corn-eyed brown trout to the porcelain pond.

corn-eyed brown trout by Dontcallme Illcallyou November 13, 2009

Corn Eyed Fudge Dragon 

Another juicy adjective used to describe a large, serpentine bowel movement. This saying came into being when I dropped a hefty deuce one night and then looked down into the bowl of the toilet only to see that I was being stared up at by something resembling a large serpentine dragon with two corn eyes and a peanut grin.

Verily, the brave knight hath slain the Corn Eyed Fudge Dragon!

Corn Eyed Fudge Dragon by Dirty_Mister_Bent August 29, 2010