The fastest was to crush beers with the boys, once you enter the consumption vortex there’s no turning back.
by JarritoSuds April 17, 2020
when you have consumed the amount of alcohol where you have the ability to unlock 100% of your brain. exiting the simulation and entering a separate reality. the border of death but your too deep in the vortex to give a single fuck. nothing matters besides beer at this point. god bless you.
by Ryan Janka February 14, 2021
Around the 6/7 beer mark where you start to lose all inhibitions and regard for your future self. Once you enter the vortex it is very hard to recognise time or reality, you are completely lost in the sauce.
Tom ; “Do you have any idea how rude you were being last night?” You literally took a piss in the middle of the bar and poured a pint over your head.
Kevin ; “ How am I supposed to know what happened, I was in the consumption vortex. “
Kevin ; “ How am I supposed to know what happened, I was in the consumption vortex. “
by John. B. Pintman November 7, 2022