A cockbiter is a person who applies the element of "cockblocking" to every aspect of their life. As in, they will not let anyone else get some figurative pussy. The most painful thing for a cockbiter to witness is another human being doing well, being successful, or just generally having a good time. Cockbiters get this way because they are jealous of other people's success. A cockbiter is usually a cockbiter on a subconscious level, although this is debatable, as Cockbiters are usually already of a questionable intelligence.
#1
Every year around my birthday, Augie suddenly needs some expensive thing from my parents. He is a cockbiter.
#2
Ronald: "Hey, check it out, I got an 'A' on my spelling test!"
Jimmy: "Fuck you, I can't do that well because I'm a lazy do-nothing, so I'll just try to bring you down instead because I'm a cockbiter."
Every year around my birthday, Augie suddenly needs some expensive thing from my parents. He is a cockbiter.
#2
Ronald: "Hey, check it out, I got an 'A' on my spelling test!"
Jimmy: "Fuck you, I can't do that well because I'm a lazy do-nothing, so I'll just try to bring you down instead because I'm a cockbiter."
by Timtomtam88 May 8, 2009
by JordanEpic May 31, 2021
A person who stabs you in the back. Like a boss who fires you suddenly after saying they would give you plenty of notice if they had to let you go.
by John Pierce February 14, 2004
Someone who after inserting a cock in their mouth then proceeds to bite the cock just below the bellend when instructed to suck it, thus becoming a cockbiter.
Adam: Ere' Luke i'll only give you this shiny foil Gogo packet if you suck Danny's Cock
Luke: Nah nah im not doin that nah
Adam: Well your goona have to if you want this Gogo packet
(Danny pulls down his pants and gets out his cock)
Luke: Ah ok then, but u must NOT tell anyone
(Luke goes to suck the cock but instead bites it)
Danny: Ahhhh Bastaaaaarrd (In an outcry manner)
Peter: Ahh Luke ur a cockbiter!!!!
(Laughter proceeds after teeth marks are seen on the penis)
Luke: Nah nah im not doin that nah
Adam: Well your goona have to if you want this Gogo packet
(Danny pulls down his pants and gets out his cock)
Luke: Ah ok then, but u must NOT tell anyone
(Luke goes to suck the cock but instead bites it)
Danny: Ahhhh Bastaaaaarrd (In an outcry manner)
Peter: Ahh Luke ur a cockbiter!!!!
(Laughter proceeds after teeth marks are seen on the penis)
by Craig Hurst February 27, 2008
by wrwkw October 4, 2009
You ask someone for a quarter and you know damn well they have it but they won't give you a measly quarter because they are a cockbite.
by Snake December 3, 2004