a small round frozen brick you put into the microwave and then eat, putting you in an alternate reality where everyone loves you. It also gives you enough energy to ignore your responsibilities for the rest of the day.
"Adam we are going out to eat". Adam: "Dude fuck that Im watching the Gators play". "We are going out for Macaroni & Cheese Pizza"!! Adam: WELL SHIT yeah why didnt you freaks tell me? Let me throw on my shoes".
The sexual act of laying a female on the floor and having four men ejaculate on her. Then having all four men aggressively rub Prego's Homemade Italian Tomato Sauce until fully slathered. Then forcing the victim into a oven Hansel and Gretel Style.