Capitis 

Someone who capitalizes every single word in a sentence.

Person with Capitis: How Are You Today?

Capitis by LMurph007 April 24, 2014

Capitis diminutio maxima 

Traces back to Roman civil law, where one's social status (civil liberties) are so degraded they resemble those of a pariah, enemy combatant, or slave.

According to internet Conspiracy Theory, it also refers to the capitalization of one's name on their birth certificate, license, bank account, etc.. as a result of one's Social Security Number which locks one into a lifetime of debt (slavery) to the matrix. The capitalized name represents one's fictional legal/corporate identity.

Why else would They completely capitalize your name on everything "official" and "legal"?

"{Capitis diminutio maxima is} The highest kind of capitis diminutio, when liberty was lost, which carried with it citizenship and family." (Burrill)

Capitis diminutio maxima by Mudkipps October 18, 2008

Campitis 

The temporary psychological illness of men that result after being at an all male camp or a camp in which one cannot masturbate or "relive" one's self in that manner thus resulting in an increased attractiveness toward unattractive women. This illness usually occurs after three to four days at the camp and can last up to a week after returning to society. It should also be noted that the longer the term at the camp the more severe the said symptom will be.

Dude, I was at a Boy Scout camp for 10 days, and on the drive home I saw a 300 pound chick and thought she was banging hot! I have a severe case of campitis!

Campitis by JoeyG0933 August 6, 2010

capitasexual 

Attracted to money. Will have sex with anyone or anything for money.

Also known as a prostitute(capitasexualist)

Not attracted to the same sex.
May be attracted to the opposite sex.
Attracted to money and will do anything for.

You would have sex with him for $100? Man you're gay!!

No, I'm not homosexual, I'm capitasexual!

capitasexual by Scott Mielke January 15, 2008

Camitis 

When someone feels the whole world revolves around themselves. People diagnosed with this disease can often say something online but not be able to back it up in person.

Jason had Camitis and picked a fight online but was not able to follow through.

Camitis by ThatOtherWhiteKid2020 November 7, 2020

Capitostatism 

Capitostatism is a political structure that meets the following requirements: the government has been turned into a joint stock sovereign company, everyone in the country is a shareholder to some minimum degree, and most wealth is held in these tradeable stateshares.

Under such a system, there is no successful conflict of interest. Mutual interest between everyone in the country becomes the monopoly on economy because everyone wants the market value of the stateshare to go up more than everyone wants anything else. Shareholders are entitled to service dividends from the state based on how many stateshares they own. Such services might be voting rights, property rights, entrance into the country, roads, military protection, police protection, courts, etc. The goal of this system is for services to improve relative to their cost since their improvement will cause the stateshare to increase in market value, which will cause everyone in the country to become wealthier.

After America's transition to capitostatism, every American became a millionaire.

Capitostatism by EternalPropagation June 10, 2019

Calitiss 

A weirdo

Calitiss is a weirdo

Calitiss by OfficiaI google September 13, 2020