brown bidet

A jet of diarrhea that comes out at such a velocity that, upon hitting the water in the toilet bowl, causes water and/or liquid fecal matter to splash back up onto the buttocks or anus. This stream from the bowl often resembles a bidet, but only serves to make a mess rather than clean.

"Sorry I used all your toilet paper, but I had a lot to clean up after the brown bidet."

brown bidet by Swinky June 1, 2009

Brown Biden 

The act of Joe Biden himself delivering a steamy shit on your chest.

"Hey John what's wrong?"
" I got a Brown Biden last night."

Brown Biden by The shit maniac January 25, 2022