Broccoli

When the lady's bum is looking incredible and you know she's definitely eaten her vegetables

- Ay bro, have you seen this sweet one over here? She defo eats broccoli!
- Word bro she defo plays in the bundesliga

by YoungKings February 16, 2021

by Ready001 November 8, 2018

A fucking microscopical tree

Mom: eat your broccoli

Kid: oh fuck no mommy i ain’t eating broccoli that shit is a tree

"And God spake unto the trees, commanding them to become deadly weapons available only to parents of small children everywhere"

"Quickly, Lex, give superman the broccoli...it's ten times more powerful than kryptonite!"

by Karatekid1222 June 13, 2008

A character in the anime Boku No Hero Academia. Broccoli, is the main character, with his childhood friend Katsuki.

Also, Kacchan we were 5

by Weeb human May 22, 2020

Broccolied

The act of putting a broccoli into ones anus and acting as if you have a bunnies tail

Oh god I tried this one thing last night

What was it

Aronn broccolied me, he even gave me ears to go with it!

by Heart mirror February 25, 2017

Kid: Cool! I got a broccoli for my birthday!
Bully: Ha, You got a bad present.
Kid: I mean a 100 dollar note you stupid idiot.

by Chieffirefigher November 30, 2020