bike

short for bichael

Bike: Hi my name is michael with a B and I've been afraid of insects my entir-
Someone else: Stop, stop, stop
B: Hmm?
S: Wheres the B?
B: THERES A BEEE?!

by ingr8 December 14, 2017

bike

Ivan

we don't need an explanation
Ivan shags bikes

by tinypp November 8, 2020

bike

a group making fun of another group that besses its name off of the number of wheels a vehicle has.

loo and poo are BIKE

by happy tzu July 11, 2008

Bike-By

The equivalent of a drive-by, except on a bike rather than a car.

"OMFG WE'RE GETTING BIKE-BY'D MANNNNNN"

by Ferretttts August 12, 2008

biking

Pooping while simultaneously moving you legs like you are riding a bike, due to the intense pain. A synonym of the verb "shitting"

Yesterday when I was biking, my mom knocked on the door and asked if I was alright

by Limblessless August 23, 2006

Bike

A tool of travel in most places; a tool of Satan inside cities.

Suburbanite: "I love riding my bike wherever I go."

New Yorker: "I will stab you."

by thedorkofyork August 5, 2012

Bike

A furry land mammal, found on farms and large areas of open grass.

Hey, i rode a bike last year, at my grandfathers farm.

by Jbeach, angemyster August 8, 2008