battered

To be highly insulted. Usually so insulted that the victim is left speechless. Similar to owned. Often used with served.

Guy 1: Yo mamma so dumb she bought a solar powered flash-light!

Guy 2: You got battered like a cod!

Guy 3: *angryface*

by Karlsberg July 11, 2008

Term used to rate your pissedness - somewhere between assholed and rumshoed.

by Alex and Rob February 19, 2003

Batter Batter Batter

To emphasise how much you are going to batter/hurt someone or something

by Yourmadreini August 13, 2019

some random guy in a baseball uniform who appeared in this post-apocalyptic world. hates ghosts and will beat the shit out of anyone who's hostile to him.

by qweurtyip809 July 14, 2023

that nigga got a biiiig baseball bat if ya's get what im saying

no time to purify the world when he can be purifying hot italian assssssss

"You're walking funny, what happened?"
"Fucked The Batter last night."

by sici November 12, 2013

Omg im gonna batter that gyal/boy

by mofo June 2, 2004

"I'm gonna fucking batter that mug"

by Alex Reah July 17, 2006