by giga oper July 29, 2013
A banker is the girl you know you can get with no matter what. She is the one you go for when all else fails, or you simply can't be bothered to make any effort for others. You may have one, or several bankers.
When using a banker you may refer to "opening the bank" or "cashing the cheque"
When using a banker you may refer to "opening the bank" or "cashing the cheque"
"There's no one in here, f*ck this, i'm gona have to open the bank"
"Are you and her a thing now?" "Nah she's just a banker mate"
"Are you and her a thing now?" "Nah she's just a banker mate"
by Jaymes Craic September 2, 2011
by Reylenra August 26, 2015
when doing a girl from behind (vaginal or anal) the man pulls out before ejaculating and proceeds to ejaculate on her back and throwing a handful of monopoly money on it
man 1: how did the strip board game night go?
man 2: great dude i got that girl and some monopoly money and BANKERed the shit out of her!
man 1: cope you are man!
man 2: great dude i got that girl and some monopoly money and BANKERed the shit out of her!
man 1: cope you are man!
by lumberjackson5 December 7, 2008
(also known as "Ted")
badass BBQ cookin, St. Louie reppin, tequila drinkin, football loving, deep voiced genius among men.
badass BBQ cookin, St. Louie reppin, tequila drinkin, football loving, deep voiced genius among men.
Ted Banker is the fucking man.
by East Meadow April 15, 2007
Any one of the million or so neat neck-tie New York or London or San Fran bankers, traders, and/or financial types who troll otherwise hipster, posh bars or clubs claiming to actually be interested in art, culture, and the human condition when hitting on women otherwise way out of their league but for their singular monetary standing.
Usually spawned from ivy league Universities.
Usually spawned from ivy league Universities.
Attractive Girl #1: I love that film, can't believe it's been so long since I've seen it.
Attractive Girl #2: It was on IFC last night, I didn't even know I got the channel.
Wanker Banker: As much as I agree, I still think the book was better.
Attractive Girl #2: It's a documentary, ass.
(Wanker Banker shrugs, pretends to see some friends, angles towards the bar)
Attractive Girl #1: Fucking wank-bank.
or
Simone: What're they gonna do?
Marlene: I dunno, go back to her place.
Wanker-banker: My flat's not far from here, has a terrace with a view of the city.
Simon: Good for you.
Wanker Banker: I'm just sayin'-
Marlene: Dear gawd, this is the worst night of my life. We officially look like coke whores. Why else would a wanker banker assume he and his cheese dick button down could summon us to his apartment via cuff links and slacks ?
Simone: What a fucktard.
Attractive Girl #2: It was on IFC last night, I didn't even know I got the channel.
Wanker Banker: As much as I agree, I still think the book was better.
Attractive Girl #2: It's a documentary, ass.
(Wanker Banker shrugs, pretends to see some friends, angles towards the bar)
Attractive Girl #1: Fucking wank-bank.
or
Simone: What're they gonna do?
Marlene: I dunno, go back to her place.
Wanker-banker: My flat's not far from here, has a terrace with a view of the city.
Simon: Good for you.
Wanker Banker: I'm just sayin'-
Marlene: Dear gawd, this is the worst night of my life. We officially look like coke whores. Why else would a wanker banker assume he and his cheese dick button down could summon us to his apartment via cuff links and slacks ?
Simone: What a fucktard.
by Rykirb August 22, 2008
Working or being open for the shortest and most inconvenient amount of time (~10am-4pm). Also includes a long lunch break and every possible holiday off.
"Greg's leaving work right after lunch for a doctor's appointment." "Oh, so he's working banker's hours today."
by tvJeremy February 19, 2007