Authentic Tea Bag

The act of steeping one's balls in boiling water for over 5 minutes before dipping them in an unsuspecting friend's face.

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever successfully complete and authentic tea bag

by Chiprickets January 15, 2012

jessica authentic

A total real chick who always has your back and loves her ecstasy, friends and family.

Jessica Authentic whore me on myspace, and then come partyyyy

by Jordanboo March 24, 2007

Universal 3 Factor Authentication (U3FA)

A dumbass term "coined" by the "Worthless of all Skids" Johnny Shadoe. It is a "new" idea to use all 3 methods of identification that is mandated by his own will somehow, with no regulation or policy in place.--Totally not Multi Factor Authentication (MFA) at all.

HeY gUyS, u3fa - uNIVERSAL 3 FACTOR AUTHENTICATION (U3Fa). sOMETHING YOU KNOW PASSWORD. sOMETHING YOU HAVE, STATE ISSUED DRIVERS LICENSE OR ID THAT CAN BE INSERTED INTO DEVICE. sOMETHING YOU ARE, THUMB PRINT IN CONJUNCTION WITH ID. iMPLEMENTATION AND HARDWARE COSTS COULD BE OFFSET BY FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS AND GOVERNMENTS WHO ARE ALREADY LOOSING MILLIONS OF DOLLARS BECAUSE OF ALL THESE ISSUES. "mANDATORY" ADOPTION OF END USERS. iF YOU DON'T ACCEPT THESE CONDITIONS YOU CAN'T DO BUSINESS WITH THE COMPANIES YOU WANT TO. E.G. aPPLE, aMAZON ETC ... iT'S A CULTURE SHIFT THAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN. tHIS IS HOW WE DO THINGS NOW.

by Fox with no fur July 31, 2019

Authenticize

To make authentic, or to go through the process of identifying authenticity.
The source was the 55 North conference promo video
authentic authenticize

Attend the conference and get authenticized

by Stephen55North June 20, 2018

Authenticism

Noun. authenticism (usually uncountable, plural authenticisms) A belief in the superiority of the authentic over the inauthentic.

She believed the best part of herself was her authenticism.

by austiebost November 18, 2020

Authentication problem Authentication failed. csrf_detected

When you try to log into urbandictionary.com and accidentally back go back to the google login page after logging into google

Kevin: "here we go, logged in... crap, I went back a page into google login again... guess I'll enter my Gmail"
urbandictionary.com: "
Authentication problem Authentication failed. csrf_detected
"

by Khumpa March 25, 2023

Two Factor Authentication

A sex position where a person stimulates their partner by wriggling their index finger in their partner’s anus whilst wriggling their tongue in their partner’s nostril.

My boss made me undergo a two factor authentication before I could log into my computer.

by The Smooth Surface July 7, 2022