A suicide wank caused by action of a third party, primarily a cockroach.
When you are having a wank, but a cockroach come flying at you, so you shout out "Mom" or "Dad", so you try and finish the job, fueled by fear and for not being a quitter before the cockroach land on your dick or they get into your room!
My friend did a suicide wank and won!!! Minus point for being an assisted suicide wank kind!!
by DopeDoge May 13, 2020
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