Army pants 

My good old pal's definition of camoflauge.

"hey, we should all wear army pants and flip flops tomorrow"

"I don't have army pants"

"I know, me neither, but it's fun to joke about"

Army pants by T-T-T-Tia June 13, 2007

Swiss army pants 

having an extrodinary amout of crap in your pockets you need to get by

i need pens, pencils, a knife, a little note book, my wallet, my keys, and my phone on me all day at work. good thing i got my swiss army pants with a gazillion pockets to hold all that crap

Swiss army pants by CDeLucia March 8, 2009

armypants 

This dude who does Computer Science at Victoria University in Footscray who ALWAYS wears ArmyPants. We dunno his name, hence we call him ArmyPants. He is always early to every lecture, often you find him sitting outside waiting for the lecture to start with his head burried in a computer game magazine.

"Hey, you seen ArmyPants today?"
"Nah, CS-Source just came out, he's probably at home going hack"

armypants by Stojko-San October 28, 2004