I playfully threatened my wife that I was gonna take an Amber Heard when we got home, she politely asked that I didnt poop on the bed as I would be washing the sheets.
by The Bucket is Empty May 12, 2022
The act of depositing one’s own human fecal matter on their partner’s side of the bed. Usually in anger, but possibly not.
When Johnny upset his wife she took an Amber Heard on his side of the bed. Then took a picture and sent it to him. Johnny didn’t know what to think, but thought it better than to go sleep over that night.
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by eFroggy April 26, 2022
While abusing and gas lighting your significant other you do an elite maneuver and poop in their bed and blame it on the dog.
by Sandwichfactory May 13, 2022
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