Vaginal biceps. Caused by prolonged abstinence. The vagina develops massive muscle tissue blocking all sexual activity. Effects similar to those of the "o clamp". Causes severe pain to yo dick nigga.
Man and abstinent woman are on honeymoon and having sex and male tries puttin it in and has trouble and looks down and goes "Damn bitch! That pussys got V ceps!
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