What Homestar Runner said when he thought he was imitating a guy at sea while promoting his website, homestarrunner.com.
by Daniel December 6, 2003
Separation from the US Navy.
Joe Navy: "Where are you going for your next command?"
Joe Kickass: "I'm transferring to the USS Neversail, SON!"
Joe Kickass: "I'm transferring to the USS Neversail, SON!"
by Jimmy the Lip February 9, 2010
USS Porter DDG-78 is a rustbucket shithole of a US Navy vessel that is currently homeported in Norfolk, Va. Is known for having a corrupt chain of command, rampant fraternization, more broken equipment than working equipment, and an extremely low level of morale. If you ever see this ship, feel sorry for those who are stationed there, and thank God that you are not.
by former member of USS Porter June 20, 2010
The USS Enterprise CVN-65 was commissioned in the Vietnam War
by dragon master September 29, 2013
Army Man: I'm deploying to Afghanistan next week. What about you?
Navy Man: USS Nimitz.
Army Man: And what are you going to do on a boat for 6 months with a bunch of men and not enough women?
Navy Man: I am an accountant.
Army Man: ...
Navy Man: What?
Army Man: ...GTFO, squid.
Navy Man: USS Nimitz.
Army Man: And what are you going to do on a boat for 6 months with a bunch of men and not enough women?
Navy Man: I am an accountant.
Army Man: ...
Navy Man: What?
Army Man: ...GTFO, squid.
by Squid48 October 16, 2009
by B Hard January 16, 2008
A figurative dreadnought that resembles the revenge and venagance of guop members who got shut down by a girl interest. However, USS Revenge will dominate and destroy anything in its path, leaving nothing but tears and pain. USS revenge is a home wrecker, titty smasher, and of course a menance. Revenge is near
by DoctorUSSRevenge October 18, 2022