twitterpated

Guy 1: "John is so twitterpated. He just can't get off twitter!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, he can't even take a bathroom break without tweeting about it first."

by Jack Winchester January 11, 2013

The act of wanting to tweet but your brain cannot think of anything. Constipation of the twitter world.

I was going to tweet, but I'm completely twitterpated.

by TWITCOINER February 22, 2012

Twitterpate

To be overly infatuated with the Social Networking tool Twitter, to the point where you want to have it's @babies

Jim spends so much time updating his tweets he's beginning to Twitterpate.

by JustinMattison January 29, 2009

1) jumping from one thought process to another with no outcome. 2) unable to make a decision before progressing to another option with no conclusion.

Mary is so twitterpated that it is uncomfortable trying to work with her.

by rick stevens February 20, 2007

Someone who is obsessed with using the social networking tool Twitter. A twitterpated person will tend to post more than 20 times per day.

Justin updates his Twitter so often I fear he's twitterpated.

by Rebel Nicci October 10, 2008

Someone who is addicted to Twitter, obessed, a la the "Bambi" defintion of twitterpated.

Americans are twitterpated with Twitter

When the Twitter network becomes overloaded and you can't log on.

Man, I was gonna tweet at you but the website was twitterpated. I couldn't even log on!

by VmpyrRain June 14, 2009