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schrodinger's twitch staff 

When Twitch makes a decision that literally no one asked for, then decides whether they were "doing a temporary experiment" or not based on whether the viewers approve or not.
Twitch: "Thank you for recent feedback regarding our ongoing embeds experiment. We wanted to confirm that this is a temporary experiment to improve our understanding of how viewers engage with embeds and ways in which we might make it easier to engage with creators' channels."
Viewers: "Kapp, another case of schrodinger's twitch staff OMEGALUL"
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Shinyodd's Twitch Chat 

Person A: I think my grandma just got cancer! Person B: She must have been watching Shinyodd's twitch stream and reading Shinyodd's Twitch Chat

Dougdoug's twitch chat 

The main character. Separated into two parts. Trapped in a basement.
DOUG IS WRONG
DOUGDOUG'S TWITCH CHAT IS THE MAIN CHARACTER

miner's twitch

A term for the muscular twitch, miming the action of using a mining pick, experienced by players of the incredibly addictive computer game Minecraft after they stop playing. The only cure is more Minecraft.
Miner's twitch... need... to... mine... mine... not... deep... enough...
miner's twitch by lowercasename October 21, 2010

Driver's Twitch 

When someone cuts in front of you in a car or almost hits you while driving. They reach up a touch their forehead or scratch their head or rub they're face in shame.
Did you see that guy almost hit us! There goes the Driver's Twitch!

Twitch Simp 

A moderator on twitch. They are the equivalent to a real-life simp. The Twitch Simp is so far up the streamers ass that they basically live in there. 90% of moderators are nonces.
In streamer Bateson87's chat, we asked for a simple xD in the chat, we were immediately timed out by a moderator.

"Listen Pal, I have no problem with 'xD' you can write it once or twice, but when you spam the whole chat with it. Then I have a problem with it." - Twitch Simp
Twitch Simp by giddlebeast April 5, 2020

Twitch Slut 

Typically a thot who randomly decided to visit BestBuy and drop $800 on a new Dell desktop. A twitch slut usually plays competitive games that are most likely to have a large following (Counter Strike, Dota 2, League etc.).

Comfortable gaming attire is a must, so while playing she could be wearing anything from a bathing suit, bra & panties--to a casual corset. Basically anything to help them nimbly traverse their stripping pole while gaming.

Followers of twitch sluts generally consist of foreign men who want to dive in the world of western video games, teenage boys, and North American men in their 60s who type shit like "bb" and "u lik 2 get fucked by ur daddy I bet."

Twitch sluts are majoratively terrible at video games--but having large pools of followers --consequently the twitch slut paradox being born.

The old twitch streamer algorithm consisted of the following dynamic: skill + personality = popularity () But now with the influx of twitch sluts, equations relative to the formula: tits + tits = popularity.
Gosu1: "bro, went on twitch.tv this morning to watch some pros stream League."

Gosu2: "nice, bro. You learn anything?"

Gosu1: "no. I spent 3 hours edging my shlong to some thot who's kda ratio was 1-19-1. I came when she started to pantomime-fuck the banana that was superimposed on her screen."

Gosu2: " that was no thot. That was a twitch slut, bro."