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Noun: An extremely large amount of something, unto absurdity.
Generally used in hyperbole.
Note: proper usage demands the British spelling of "tonne" becuse the extra letters are also absurd.
Generally used in hyperbole.
Note: proper usage demands the British spelling of "tonne" becuse the extra letters are also absurd.
metric fuck tonne by Angrybunnyman January 5, 2005
The One Tonne Challenge
A race to 2200 lbs. (5 or more participating males needed; each one individually trying to reach the 2200 lb mark first)
The maximum number of girls you can have sex with to reach the goal of the One Tonne Challenge is 10. On average this would be 220 lbs each. Relations with over 10 females to reach the 2200 lb goal will result in disqualification.
You can divide your females up as you wish in order to reach the weight goal.
Eg. If you go under weight on some, say 180 lbs, you will have to compensate with a larger girl to even out, say 26o lbs.
The first person to reach the weight goal, while keeping their number of companions to under 10 is declared the winner.
The maximum number of girls you can have sex with to reach the goal of the One Tonne Challenge is 10. On average this would be 220 lbs each. Relations with over 10 females to reach the 2200 lb goal will result in disqualification.
You can divide your females up as you wish in order to reach the weight goal.
Eg. If you go under weight on some, say 180 lbs, you will have to compensate with a larger girl to even out, say 26o lbs.
The first person to reach the weight goal, while keeping their number of companions to under 10 is declared the winner.
The One Tonne Challenge by Lord P & Fab C January 26, 2005
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Epic fuck tonne by Team Charchie February 27, 2017
Butt tonne
"i have an arse load of soap."
"is that like, your arses mass in soap?"
"No like a Butt tonne, the amount you can fit in our arse"
"is that like, your arses mass in soap?"
"No like a Butt tonne, the amount you can fit in our arse"
Butt tonne by Kitschdoll October 16, 2008
Metric Fuck Tonne
Unit of measurement.
Built upon the Old English term "shit load", which is very lacking in actual measurable significance, a Metric Fuck Tonne is a significantly more accurate. Easily identified with the abbreviation FT, a Metric Fuck Tonne is greater than one may care to measure. Most commonly used to describe weight which is clearly no less than one thousand kilograms, but when actual measurement has not taken place. Not to be confused with the antiquated, Imperial Fuck Tonne.
Built upon the Old English term "shit load", which is very lacking in actual measurable significance, a Metric Fuck Tonne is a significantly more accurate. Easily identified with the abbreviation FT, a Metric Fuck Tonne is greater than one may care to measure. Most commonly used to describe weight which is clearly no less than one thousand kilograms, but when actual measurement has not taken place. Not to be confused with the antiquated, Imperial Fuck Tonne.
James: "I just couldn't get the fire to take, I think the wood was still green, so I threw a fuck tonne of petrol on and off it went!"
Frank: "Was that a imperial fuck tonne James?"
James: "Great question Frank - It was definitely one Metric Fuck Tonne"
Frank: "Was that a imperial fuck tonne James?"
James: "Great question Frank - It was definitely one Metric Fuck Tonne"
Metric Fuck Tonne by Pimpdaddyrockstar August 2, 2013
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Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
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