by Zodiacbayarea March 6, 2007
the only age where your allowed to go to the washroom of the opposite gender and not be seen as a creepy pervert
that toddler was staring at me from the other washroom stall, but its fine! its not like he'll remember...
10 years later... * flashback "so THATS what that thing under her skirt is!"
10 years later... * flashback "so THATS what that thing under her skirt is!"
by meuoof February 9, 2019
Tiny bipolar humans under the age of 3, who can swing rapidly between endearingly cute antics and screaming, kicking, biting fits of rage. Completely unpredictable and often unintelligible lovable little walking blessings/nightmares disguised as tiny human beings with giant heads. Prone to selective hearing and repeating overheard curse words at inopportune moments. More dangerous when traveling in packs. Evolutionarily speaking, it is ridiculous that humans have the ability to reproduce fast enough to be the parent of more than one toddler at a time.
"Do you think you'll have more children?" "Well, even if I survive my two toddlers, FUCK No!" (Did I just say that out loud?) "Chloe, don't repeat that at grandma's!"
by megagogy February 17, 2008
your grandpa is a toddler.
by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006
When a child between the ages of 1-3 is being a complete shit head. Pushing boundaries and throwing fits.
Toddlerism, when will you end?
I'm getting really fed up with this toddlerism.
Toddlerism at its finest.
I'm getting really fed up with this toddlerism.
Toddlerism at its finest.
by Mommyneedsadrink February 25, 2017
A state of drunkeness when you can't speak coherently, lose control of your bladder and/or bowels, can't hold your own head up, and generally need someone to take care of you and babysit you.
by Jesykahb August 11, 2014
Person A Oh look at you, aren't you just a lil' angry nugget? You're so cute when you're angwy! :3
Person B(aby): Stop fucking toddlering me, jfc.
Person B(aby): Stop fucking toddlering me, jfc.
by PerYngveOhlin February 19, 2021