When you're having sex and as she's about to cum you stick your nose in her pussy and the cum shoots into your nose.
by LumperJumper October 30, 2018
A mythical creature, often used in fantasy literature. Majestic unicorns are most commonly white and sparkly, with a large, phallic-like horn. Some have wings, although this particular breed is much more uncommon. All majestic unicorns are asexual; they have no reproductive organs and are conceived through sparkles, fairy dust and the dreams of small children.
I wish I had a majestic unicorn, but, I'm not a small child, and they are asexual, so I will never have one.
by iluvunicrns February 19, 2014
A magical pony that has wings and a horn. And is filled with pure magic and candy, but is only in a Utopia.
by Gina the Fat Lard January 13, 2012