the most everest mountain ever in the big wide world it has a trillion metres and 3 emmys
me: alexa what mountain is big
alexa: go fuckk yourslef
me: pleaes
axle: mount everest it has a lot of up
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Tiny Boy About 5'4". Gets Cheated on by females who look like males with bowl cuts. His Corny Jokes Always crack himself and Jayden C Batts up but nobody else, Dem shits gay. Somehow manages to be worse than no other than The Tala. He manages to be secret lovers with BrumTits. Second Largest beta male. He Loves the smell of The Batts's tight Bussy.
The Mounts be Semper Sometimes.
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In Montreal, a jailhouse orgy in which men with names like Jacques, Claude, or Pierre handcuff an unwitting American and donkey punch him repeatedly.
Poor Scott, misunderstood the québécois and wound up on the bottom of the Canadian mounted police.
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The tourist attraction voted most likely to benefit from a name change by having the current U.S. President carved into it each 4 years, and if re-elected for a second term.... the Vice President is carved.
In a daring move, Joe Biden today decreed that, if elected, he would sign into effect a bill re-naming it Mount Rushmost, and ensuring that EVERY president, past and present, is carved into the old Rushmore facade at a size befitting the good works performed. Republicans, in a daring political response, DEMANDED the new policy BE made retroactive.
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A school of smart and cool girls. They all carry lululemon bags as lunch bags and are iPad kids. If you Snapchat a mount girl, you WILL receive a sideways snap.
Jessica goes to Mount Saint Joseph Academy
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Used when someone is stuck on the long Zion Williamson loading screen in NBA 2k21 Ps5 version.
You: Yo I'm in the park, join on me.
Bum: Hold up climbing Mount Zion.
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