Ted

The name ted is to be very smooth and sexy around girls. They seem to be able to talk to them easily.

Person 1: I met a guy who was really smooth with girls today
Person 2: You must have met Ted.

by jlupssss123 July 13, 2014

Ted

A smoking high addict 24/7 but still lovable to those he trust. He does not give a fuck about anything and does whatever he wants.

Girl said, Someone set off the alarm!!
Girl 2 replied, It's Ted again.

by TeehMark309 February 2, 2018

Ted

A person who kills a joke by stating something obvious. Derivative of the scene from Family Guy where Ted Turner says 'Like a bisexual'.

Guy 1: And she called me Brendan!
Guy 2: Haha that's funny!
Guy 3: It's funny, because your name is Brian!
Guy 1 & 2: Thanks Ted.

by TotallyAwesomeIndividual October 5, 2009

Ted

extremely awesome, a really cool kid, is definetly not gay, probably has lots of friends, and all the chicks like him

Ted is really pimpalicious

by ted the greatest October 17, 2008

Ted

A giant shit that's been brewing in your bowls all day long.

"I have to go take a giant Ted Teddy."

by Soapbox69 May 13, 2010

Ted

A synonym for hug. Originally from the Skype bear emoji who gives a hug and was named after the talking and walking teddy bear from the movie Ted.

Can be replaced in a text by any bear emoji

"Ted me"

"Give me a Ted"

by Speckonadeck August 25, 2019

Ted

The name you call a man when you don't know his name, nor do you have any interest in getting to know his actual name.

Can be used for a casual acquaintance, a hookup, one night stand, or even an uninteresting guy buying you a drink.

You: "Hi my name is Brian."

Me: "Nice to meet you, Ted."

Or in the ladies bathroom -

Me: I'm talking to a Ted out there. I need someone to save me.

by Roxma May 25, 2010