One who vomits upon seeing, hearing, and/or, smelling someone else vomit despite any physical ailment.
When Jane threw up at the dinner table we immediately found out Bob was a sympathy spewer because he proceeded to vomit as well.
by ATmegaNeRd May 16, 2009
by AYYFRON March 16, 2011
When someone acts like they care about you and understands what you're going through when in reality, they don't really give a single fuck.
G1: Gurl, it's okay, I'm always here for you, okay?
G2: Thank you but I think I'll be fine.
G1: That's what I thought. Bye, bitch! Have fun with your boring life. *walks away*
G2: FUCK YOU! I KNOW IT'S ALL'S JUST FALSE SYMPATHY YOU PLASTIC BITCH!
G2: Thank you but I think I'll be fine.
G1: That's what I thought. Bye, bitch! Have fun with your boring life. *walks away*
G2: FUCK YOU! I KNOW IT'S ALL'S JUST FALSE SYMPATHY YOU PLASTIC BITCH!
by crisairam June 19, 2016
When your friend reslly has to poop and by listening to him/her talk about it makes you have to poop too.
You're making me have a sympathy poop
by Winifred george June 25, 2015
A fake or intentional limp, used to elicit a sympathetic response from friends or co-workers, by pretending to be injured.
by Mike the Tyger March 29, 2010
When a guy/girl wants your friend’s Snapchat but, you’re right there so they think it’s awkward if they don’t ask for yours too, so they give you their snap, even though they don’t want to give it to you. Cause They Feel Bad.
by boomclap.com February 8, 2020
The act of having sex with someone as a consoling gesture, immediately after breaking up with them.
The true purpose is to allow you a safe window of opportunity for collecting your property from their house.
(This generally occurs within an hour or two of the breakup, but it can sometimes qualify as a sympathy-fuck even a few days later if circumstances are extremely bad)
The true purpose is to allow you a safe window of opportunity for collecting your property from their house.
(This generally occurs within an hour or two of the breakup, but it can sometimes qualify as a sympathy-fuck even a few days later if circumstances are extremely bad)
After I dumped that bitch she went psycho. I had to throw a sympathy-fuck on her just to get away with my CD's and my coat!
by ++Captain Tripps++ December 4, 2003