The Black Knight in the movie, Monty Python and The Holy Grail gets stumped after King Arthur defeats him in a fight
by Dusty Smith January 23, 2006
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Someone who has a stubby dick
Look at his pants, he must be a Stump
by Cinghram97 November 2, 2016
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A girl who is physically attractive, yet is lacking in peronality. Attemping to hold a conversation with a tree stump would be equally interesting.
That chick is fine, but hot damn.. what a stump!
by Sam K. June 2, 2004
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Dumbass, stupid, and doesn't know shit.
That freaking Stump doesn't know who OJ Simpson is.
by Smartest Person Ever July 15, 2015
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A sexual act of penatration (vaginal or anal) involving an amputated limb.
I walked into the restroom at the club last night, and caught these two chicks stumping in one of the stalls.
by Madronin August 22, 2006
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Stumping is a fun way to trip someone when they are running directly behind you. It can be used as a practical escape method or a as a hilarious prank.

Right as your pursuer is directly behind you, hit the brakes and crouch down, much like the fetal position. Not being able to dodge this new obstacle, the unfortunate pursuer, still running at full speed, runs into you with his legs and finds himself a whole load of bad luck usually in the form of flying, faceplanting, public humiliation, or other injuries.
Austin: Hey Brandon, why are you all scraped up?

Brandon: I was running behind John in P.E. when he stopped and crouched down out of nowhere. I flew right over him and crashed into the blacktop.

Austin: Haha! that's called stumping. He does that to everyone.
by SuperJunior!!!!!!!! October 2, 2012
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A short, poorly dressed porn actress; specifically Kendra Jade
Look at the stump hanging on to Lukas Rossi like a cold sore.
by BettyBlooper March 20, 2007
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