a person from the band The Strokes- ((refers to Jules Stroke, Fab Stroke, Albert Stroke, Nik Stroke, Nick Stroke))

"I think I just saw a Stroke" instead of "I think I just saw Albert Hammond Jr."
by deharlot March 11, 2006
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A person that waste a salesman's time.
"This stroke came in to the dealership and wanted to test drive 4 cars and isn't looking to buy until next year."

"I spent 2 hours with a stroke fuck-face customer today."

"What a stoke"
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a person lacking much intellectual capability and makes a simple mistake.
Guy 1: dude, my girl really broke up with me because my parents took my phone.
Guy 2: WHAT THE HECK!! she's a stroke bro, homies will be glad to have you back.
by Xavier.bxg June 11, 2019
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A stroke is someone that is coming into a store not to buy but just look. They ask a ton of questions and waste your time until you find out that they are not actually interested in giving you there business at all. This is very popular at car dealerships.
"Hey did that guy buy a car"

"No he was just a friggin stroke"
by JerFull December 31, 2010
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A medical conditionj resulting from missing the ball on a golf swing.
The old yuppie swung so hard that he had a stroke when he missed the ball.
by Mark January 10, 2004
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A very tall female. Term is usually used as code-word for when a tall woman enters a room and has the connotation of that of a basketball player (based solely on height)!
"As much as I love the shorties, I much rather prefer a tall, leggy stroke!"
by StrokeLover July 29, 2009
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When a guy masturbates at the stroke of midnight. A sad event when the man should be doing something more worth his time.
Fred: Hey, shouldn't Kermit be celebrating NYE with us tonight?
Joe Joe: Meh, I bet you he'll be stroking on the stroke.

Jane: Hey what did you and Kermit do for Valentine's?
Alexa: I went out with the girls, I bet the poor guy was stroking on the stroke.
by mong returns January 10, 2012
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