by pppower69 September 17, 2020
by Kamrin Kulbrt September 5, 2015
Straight: A mental illness affecting the limbic system of the brain.
Scientifically know as : Heterosexual
People suffering from the symptoms of heterosexuality may do things such as:
Like Grey's Anatomy.
Harm innocent fish by stabbing them in the roof of their mouth for fun.
Disliking the Television show "Friends" without ever watching one episode.
Voting right wing
As you can see all of these are quite brutal and if not treated quickly they must be euthanized.
Cures:
Frogs
Thinking : Oh wow (my gender) is pretty goddamn hot too
DISCLAIMER: HETEROSEXUALITY IS NOT LETHAL WHILE IN A TRANS/NON-BINARY PERSON
Scientifically know as : Heterosexual
People suffering from the symptoms of heterosexuality may do things such as:
Like Grey's Anatomy.
Harm innocent fish by stabbing them in the roof of their mouth for fun.
Disliking the Television show "Friends" without ever watching one episode.
Voting right wing
As you can see all of these are quite brutal and if not treated quickly they must be euthanized.
Cures:
Frogs
Thinking : Oh wow (my gender) is pretty goddamn hot too
DISCLAIMER: HETEROSEXUALITY IS NOT LETHAL WHILE IN A TRANS/NON-BINARY PERSON
That meth head down the road looks like hes a straight one.
That E-boy that you see on tiktok is totally straight.
That E-boy that you see on tiktok is totally straight.
by đžchild of frog September 20, 2020
Being straight is being attracted to only males which is not okay. You can be gay,bi,transgender, lesbian, asexual etc.. but being straight is really not okay. If youâre straight youâre mentally and physically ill.
Ryland:Hey man wanna go protest for lqbtq+ rights?
brad:No dude Iâm straight I donât wanna seem gay.
Ryland:what...the...fuck.
brad:No dude Iâm straight I donât wanna seem gay.
Ryland:what...the...fuck.
by alkalb September 16, 2020
by Diego September 4, 2003
The sexual orientation of approximately 94% of all human beings on Earth i.e. attracted solely to members of the opposite sex. "Straight" does NOT include "attraction to people of the same sex making a very sad and pathetic attempt to cosplay as the opposite sex."
"Hey John, are you going to go on a date with that transwoman?"
"No Fred--for the last time--I'm straight!"
"Yeah John but straight also includes...."
"Just stop Fred."
"No Fred--for the last time--I'm straight!"
"Yeah John but straight also includes...."
"Just stop Fred."
by NonpedoSargon September 29, 2022
by Straightpeopleareboring;) December 21, 2020