Stark's Law 

This law that states if one person invents, thinks of, or jokes about any kind of twisted sexual pleasure, odds are that there is already a fetish website dedicated to said pleasure.

Ethan: What would happen if a girl sneezed on a man's dick while giving head?

Mark: look it up on google. according to Stark's Law you can find videos of that somewhere.

Stark's Law by Angus Mccrack January 8, 2008

Stark Sands 

Stark Sands is an actor and a singer most notably known for his roles as Tunny in the broadway casting of American Idiot and as Nate Fick in HBO's Generation Kill.

His mouth is the most glorious thing ever put on this earth, closely followed by his voice.

1: Man, that guy is really hot.
2: Dude, that's Stark Sands.
1: Who?
2: I know you've seen Generation Kill. He's the hotass mofo who played Nate.
1:PERSONAL FEELINGS, SIR.

Stark Sands by docbitchface October 19, 2011

Starr's Mill 

The school where the rich kids go. Where all the pretty girls are from. Where seeing teenagers driving 50000 dollar cars is common. Where movies are being shot at kids houses. Where they drive golf carts around. Where they all make names for themselves.

"That girl is driving a porche!" "She must go to Starr's Mill"

Starr's Mill by letsmakeitawkward October 9, 2011

let's not start sucking each other's dicks yet

Don't jump to conclusions, or let's not start celebrating yet. Cautious and borderline pessimistic optimism.
Similar: don't count your chickens before they hatch
Variant: "Let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet."

"I just got a letter that said I won a sweepstakes, but let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet."
"I just bought PAX tickets on eBay, but the seller had a picture of himself with a neckbeard, so let's not start sucking each other's dicks yet."

let's not start sucking each other's dicks yet by Sqrxz July 6, 2015

Ringo starr's birthday wish 

ringo starr for his 2008 birthday wished for 2 simple things peace and love. To expand on this wish he asked that everyone in the world at noon on July 7th 2008 stop what they are doing hold up a peace sign with thier fingers and say the phrase peace and love

Steve:hey are you participating in Ringo starr's birthday wish?
Justin:of course man he asked for so little why wouldnt I?
Steve:Good point!

Ringo starr's birthday wish by Steve Bunting July 7, 2008

Hate Shark(s) 

A person or person(s) that must perpetually “hate” in order to survive. If the Hate Shark goes too long without hating their sense of self-worth drops to a dangerous low and the hate shark will become catatonic. A hate shark does not intentionally cut others down to size; “hating” is simply their natural form of communication. Their “hates” can even be considered complimentary by some.

Defined by Vincent Ortiz in July of 2009.

Mollie: Did you hear that Dave just bought a house in a very nice part of town?

Drea, the Hate Shark(s): Probably so he can go “f” little boys in private.

Hate Shark(s) by Nagas Lrac July 10, 2010

Poser's spark syndrome

a person who poses as many different faces. One day they could be a Nazi, the next day a wanna-be gangbanger. The could be emo but sorta "spark" up to be a Prep.
This is known as Poser's spark syndrome.

Man, he's so lost. He doesn't know who he is anymore. Yesterday he wanted all the Jews dead, today he's got a bandanna andd sagging pants.

Yep. He's got Poser's spark syndrome.

Poser's spark syndrome by Down Wit Clown April 11, 2009