Squat

The thing you actually need to do to poop.

Person 1: I poop sitting.
Person 2: You should poop squatting.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Because it's healthier.

by The local Argentinian guy October 5, 2021

squat

1. To take a shit.
2. TO workout
3. To pee (for women)

by Danteezy Fo' Sheezy February 26, 2003

squate

A square shaped plate

You only get a square meal on a squate!

by Manngela April 29, 2008

squat

what the girl on crazy/beautiful did when she needed to piss.

"I'm a go pop a squat"

by PYRO May 18, 2004

squat

to crap

man... get outta the bathroom! I gotta take a huge squat!

by steve-o December 6, 2002

squate

Two words put together as one straight and great. Commonly used in New Orleans and surrounding areas.

Okay it's squate.
That's a squate price.

by Eric Dardar October 21, 2004

squats

see beales. Squats are a horrible exersize used to make your legs huge. Combined with burpees, abs, running, and cords = colies daily workout. Best done with Matt Mcginnis under you again see beales.

colie: "500 squats...ready go"
colie: "ashley what are you doing??"
liz: "oh colie!"
colie: "im going to kill you"
beales: "matt mcginnis matt mcginnis..."

by pings November 23, 2004