Bristley sprung flap

A modern letter box with a strong spring and hard bistles offering a challenge to any postman, even a Royal Mail UK one. Possibly open for misinterpretations regarding poorly maintained lady gardens.

My latest Tinder score had a serious bristley sprung flap but I pushed on through like the hunter I am. Why do ladies prefer hunters? Because they go deeper into bush, they shoot twice and they eat what they shoot. Hi five bro.

by Bazildog November 4, 2020

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Springer/Sprung

Slang for an erection.

See "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-a-lot.

Example of Springer/sprung

Uh-oh. Bobby's got a springer.

When a girl walks up with an Itty bitty waist and a big butt in your face you get sprung.

by Thisstuffislewd September 27, 2020

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instant sprung

The effect Laur and Mand have on various, sundry people.

Oh my. Check that out. The effect we have is... astounding.

by sweetiethatsadog March 18, 2005

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sprung bob

sprung bob has sprung out of his chair and is running to your location

I hate that sprung bob guy he fired me from my job.

by amogus es un momento meme May 6, 2023

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Bitch Face Sprung

Bitch Face Sprung or BFS is when you are inexplicably attracted to and consequently aroused by women with intense resting bitch face or an outwardly cold demeanor.

These men often find great pleasure in the pursuit and sexual conquering of these cheerless and uninviting women.

James: I don't know what it is about Caitlin, but I love fucking the attitude out of her and changing her Resting Bitch Face into a smile.

Michael: man, you're always Bitch Face Sprung.

by Solidus84 February 3, 2023

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